C:\PASTELINTEL\welcome.exe
SYSTEM ONLINE

Soft colors.
Sharp instincts.

Hi, I’m Jen. I’m a network security engineer moving deeper into detection engineering and incident response. I also make things, document everything, and have no interest in making this site look like every other cybersecurity portfolio.

This is where I’m collecting the projects I’m building, the incidents I’m practicing on, and whatever I learn badly enough that I need to write it down.

Patch, a pink-wool sheep in a blue hoodie, working at a laptop
now_playing.txt

Live on Twitch

Come build things with me.

I stream security labs, synthetic incident investigations, home-lab setup, and the occasional troubleshooting session that goes wildly off schedule.

PastelIntel on Twitch →
patch_assistant.exe
Patch the sheep

Site mascot / probable outage source

Meet Patch.

Patch has pink wool, excellent glasses, and the exact expression of someone who definitely did not unplug that cable.

Why is there a sheep? →
jen@pastelintel:~$ whoami
network security engineer / detection gremlin
jen@pastelintel:~$ cat interests.txt
J-fashion / old internet / cybersecurity / coffee / making things
jen@pastelintel:~$ echo $AESTHETIC
pastel cyber nonsense, carefully organized

Outside the terminal

This is what my brain actually looks like.

I grew up on a sheep farm, love J-fashion and old-internet design, and will troubleshoot almost anything long after it becomes unreasonable. PastelIntel is where all of that gets to live together.

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